“Everybody has their time. Everybody has their time. I mean, not everybody. There are people out there who there’s just nobody for them. People like to say things like, “There’s someone for everyone.” Nope. Not at all true. And stop saying it, ‘cause it’s mean to people who never find anybody. There are millions of people out there who we’ve all unanimously decided they are light-speed ugly, and nobody kisses them on the lips even. Nobody touches their genitals their entire life. They just wash it and then they die.”